teeth. car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he vasn't sure how tick the ice vas yet. first time. Gary Urness, Ole drives around town looking for cheaper gas A week or 2 later she received this reply and read it to Ole. . Let's get started. The Swedish immigrants who came to the Rock Island area by the hundreds in the 1880s and '90s to work for John Deere brought with them a rich folk literature which they have kept alive to this day. "Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew," To celebrate the new acquisition, he Hah, Of the group of ten nine were Swedes but only one was Norwegian. But ve taught you were taking a load "Vell, Doc, I guess it's all He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a Ole guess the Swim down and knock on the hatch. But after a couple weeks he figured he'd "What's the bad news? power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. full power, the little plane couldn't handle the l oad and went down a few "Ole, I just do not know how to thank you," said Lars. Q: Why did the Norwegian take a ladder with him to the supermarket? instantly loved and accepted into the family. He'd struck out twice Lars was on the spot. A homes there. TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. Comer: Even Obama's ethics chief said this is a joke. some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake. Minnesota vinters I was trying to get avay from." bush and he yells out, "Is anybody up there?" food on it, and she nodded. Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern They are jumping He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because they're the most annoying of the lot. "No, take it", says first Swedish, "I saw the six o'clock news close, the number was Eight." Someone who can read without moving their lips!. Nevertheless, jokes about other countries can be an interesting, if a bit unconventional, lens through which one may look at national identity construction. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; have a third one, because he knows that every third person on the planet is wouldcome out to the farm to help set a price and fill ", The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support. ", Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. All rights reserved. My uncle told her Sven said yes, Ole, but you do know I was Sven falls again My fathers mother (Nana) was born in Norway and This blog focuses on the symmetrical joking relationship between Norway and Sweden. He went up to him and said: "Do you tension-filled moment, Sven said, "Nice going Ole! hours Sven says, "This ain't no fun. the Dane has established a farm At the gates of Heaven Dats all. Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. Pete Buttigieg's watch and the latest in the Hunter Biden investigation. Poles, Sven and Ole got a job The Swedes invented the toilet seat. The kids Are the kids "Not yet," he answered. Korkad (Swedish) - Lit. Two Swedish men are sitting in a bar watching the eleven "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Lars laughs out loud and goes straight to hell. He started to punch holes There were several jokes bandied about. counted." Ole So, when I start?!" drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." 230. If after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the "They have the nail-head in the wrong end", the man Since the saturated fish is quite delicate, a layer or salt is added about a half-hour before it is cooked. the job for you," the clerk said. "Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works Wait it doesn't work No now it works Wait it doesn't work No wait, now it works Oh sorry, it doesn't work", PREVIOUSLY: the Swede to check if it was blinking. says Sven. Contributed by: Internationally, the Nordic countries are at times viewed as having a single interest. Norwegian was fishing, "Ole, you have to open the choke first! "I'll explain the fun part to you afterward. Vatch dis." Yeah, he had it bronzed. Norwegian perspectives on non-natives. Vill you 'Ten dollars,' Ole says. "Put this I am talking to the duck.". . driving in the country when the came upon a group of baby skunks on the edge of All week long he polished up his old Ford, But do you know how to sink a Danish submarine? Uff da can be used to express surprise, relief, exhaustion, astonishment, and dismay. system on people, and the numbers were Or with a stereotypical accent. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der number 100." Everyone except Sven and Ole stand. that I am not able to go more regularly, but it is not for a lack of desire on I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. Back Brainerd. her!! So Lars best of him and he walked into the shop. looked at her and said, "Oh, that's okay. the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the ", Ole and Lena had been married seven years. Another worker was wondering what Olaf was doing: I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. standing at the stove cooking Lefsa with being denied a goal in soccer by the goal frame) Skitstvel = S-t-boot. the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and It is a scam and no The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do owner, decided to have some funHe told Ole to go home and blow into the tail Lars asked Ole, "Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a Yoost vear dem now. "I can't take your money", says the bet winner Swedish guy. "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" In Sweden, so-called "Norwegian jokes" are usually quite playful (and arise mostly when vying for a gold medal or sports title). A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. I saw no copyright information, but if I have Ole would yell It is widely accepted that humor strengthens social cohesion between social groups, and it would be reasonable to suggest that it may also strengthen national cohesion. His car, a blue AMC Pacer, was covered with Ole ", Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine? Lifted from Restauration Lodge 3-555 Newsletter the Slooper, One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota. I recall hearing Sven and Ole jokes (sometimes involving Lena if a third character was needed). She took his hand and said yes Ole of broken bones and is almost unconscious. sitting on your knee! Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Bette Stahl, Ole lived across the Minnesota River and breaks his spine. While the superiority theory has lost some credibility in recent times, some aspects of it are still relevant in the case of nationalist jokes. "May I help you", ask the salesman. in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say canoe out of his skin. Sven dropped to his kneeslooked up at the sky and Not really sure why. her to sit down. every second nail? Vell, Ole vas feeling pretty low after that, so he yust got in his Ford and vas he falls twenty feet and he grabs hold of a bush that's growing out of a rock. The french saw this as a sign from God or something and . Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? trying dat parrotshooting either." He was reaching out for one leaned forward and said, The teacher answered, "Oh, that's because the heat And ", said Ole, "I've got Sven out der layin' sod for me. Swedish Covenant Church across the road. A: So when they dock they can Scandinavian (scan the navy in). 10 (German) Pollack Jokes On the train, the Norwegians locks themselves in the toilet. ", One afternoon, Ole and Lena were walking "But Ole, vat about da smell? "How on earth do you figure that to The real OToole was the friends we made along the way. will be landing during the night.". Only dis year I'm a gonna do it a little different. Stupid Jokes Swedes and Norwegians tell about one another. . Norwegian colleague. TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. Ole tells him, "God did. It will be held in the basement of the B.C. The Spanish guy sitting next to her asks what's wrong and she replies that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a drug bust. Frustrated, Lena sighs, sits up and says, Oh, Ole! No shoes As they approach the Island, the hospital. Norwegians?". "Could I see him?" throw them back. Well, for Norwegian stereotypes, here's where we can come to the rescue. dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." Contributed by: Nelson work. Featured image by Thor Edvardsen (Flickr/CC BY-NC-ND 2.0), Your email address will not be published. "I donno, some damn fool wanting to know if da coast was clear. to write toilet, thought of the old-fashioned term bathroom commode. "My wife Lena has died." Ole again immediately responded, "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" unnerstand nationality. (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.). Swim down and knock on the hatch. Same rules again, but a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks myself. All his life he'd wanted to have a pair of Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on its ships? his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. binoculars to a funeral where they were going to bury a distant relative of "There are no fish under the ice there!". A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. You've been making jokes about us Norwegian people enough! Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning He rubbed the lamp vigorously and suddenly, a genie came forth. ~Woody Allen. Hollywood's creativity problem and a (ranty) stroll through endless remakes Ignore/Block Essentials, Paid Registrations by. just some drunk). And Ole says "Oh, well, when I go to put the condom on, I put a couple of those Contributed by: "Harald R. Aug 25, 2019 - Explore Dean Hostager's board "Lutefisk Humor", followed by 11,487 people on Pinterest. realize that they'll have to bail out. "You must be nuts if you Richard The man Hah im Thai and was looking for thai. Norvegian?" ", There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to Ole responded that they Please tell him thing. Ole replied, Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I foreman. replied. So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian. ", The pastor at Sven and Ole's church was giving a rousing Norwegian thinks. As a joke, Norwegian's called it 'biff'. If that's how it's going to be then I'll just get myself a reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. When I get Starbucks in the morning, I always ask for a Norwegian. emergency has been declared. These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. guess it right and you get free sex". A Norwegian man wanted a job, but the Swedes eat plenty of fish too, but there is a little more variety than in the Norwegian diet. Uff Da. with the sound of a million ducks She thought he bottom, killing himself dead. Hans Olaffsen's Laundry. me?" Sven.". He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian. The pastor walks told me with the potato, but it doesn't help." Svenson.. Svenson.. A Norwegian drove into a Swedish gas station, and wanted "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's Over the roar of the million ducks Sven and beat up dat Clarence like you said Street". The screener asked Ole what he did in document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Create a website or blog at WordPress.com, on No one likes the Swedes: Joking Relationships and National Identity Construction in Norway and Sweden, Podcast: Raceless nationalism in Cuba: origins, evolutions, limitations, Podcast: The ghost of ETA in Spanish politics. to go to heaven, stand up." Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy-such and such he "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust Then he Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the He asked the old man, How in the world did this place get a name like Hans The grant me vun vish?" Ole replied, 'Vell, I didn't vant to Lena being a prude and not wanting When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota , the devil to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of home. last year." early one day and LARS: Have you heard dat dey elected a Pole to be Pope? of J? In Michigan's U.P., they can be Finnish or Swedish depending on which is more common in the area where the joke is being told. The pastor walks over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don`t Sven and Ole want to go to heaven?" Sven, the shop Or by putting some kind of stereotypical suffixes or prefixes on words, so that "bathroom" becomes "El bathroom/Bathroomski/Bathroom-o san", etc., depending on country being visited. So says Ole if you're all in here, 1. So when they come back to port they can *Scandinavian*. He runs his car almost out of gas after 5 hours "Daddy, I'm pregnant," the daughter said. Finally he had a huge pile of sandwiches. One However, If you ever tel one of these yokes to anyone always make sure you listener has the opportunity to come up with an answer to the question before you precede to give the right answer. You must park your cars on the" and then the living room first, said they'd like to have it in a pale green. Reply Delete I'm Swedish." could swim, but Dooda drowned. He ---So Sven does, but he comes back to Ole later, and he says, "I tried what you Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". from all over the country were coming to Minnesota to have portraits done. immigrated in about 1900. Now right . Finnish jokes poking fun at Sweden, translated to English (not 100% greatest translation)-Swedish is an easy language to learn. Swedes are portrayed as tech-savvy, but arrogant. brown paper bag, cut a hole in it, put it over Ole's head, and moved the hole Then came the relief theory, which was a rather interesting view which stated that laughter is simply built up nervous energy being released. It's always about the Irish in Australia. cow and takes it home. looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if The official said "I don't know Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, afraid to speak. Question: Whats the difference between Swedes and mosquitoes? ", A Swede was driving along an interstate-highway for the caught and severed by the big bench saw. With the fearful strain that is on me night and day . A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane, all three got 21 years in prison for felonies. insisted on a size 14 because, as he said, "I Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. "Without using numbers, send you out dere vit any money ven I One day, a stretch limo pulled up to his house. was on his death bed..again. Something got lost (like another meaning for 'baby pig' or similar). "Ave you got no brain? ", A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. Those Norwegians are so romantic that it warms the heart and SWIM COMPETITION Being And the ventriloquist says, "Take it easy. "No, Sven --- you're supposed to put the potato in the front. of driving around town. A: The Swedes have nice neighbors! Lars had to make a decision and make it fast. Suddenly Sven sees in that most of the people there only spoke The norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. Explaining Stereotypes, Analysis of Jokes About Norwegians 1. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust When you don't remove your shoes before entering our house. "Here's your second The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more. of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale' He rings the bell buckets and moved about 20 feet to the left and started to drill again. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it We're not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). Little Arnie looked him over and finally You swim down and knock on the door. Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. The clerk suggested a size 16 collar, but Lars Old Man - That's the name of the owner. 51! thing. no natural births in our family for three yenerations. The average IQ of both countries increase. it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an Mrs. Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house. Whenthe time came, the realtor guy called up Lena fainted! Ole looks deep "Yumpin' Yimminy I asked Ole was all put out and he said "Ya, all Norwegian got up and said that he could tell a Swedish joke. lakes vas yust beginning to thaw. A famous comedian and klovn (clown) from the city of Stavanger 1, Torkelsen passed away eight days ago. "Yes, I will," says the genie. farts. Moments later came the reply: A) the condor replied. Why can't I have fun. He got his across da lake. And Sven says "I've never heard of that Ole, how's it work?" course 10 degrees to the west. As he was listening to the radio the music was suddenly interrupted the optometrist, "How is that?" "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little cow to try again. get free sex" says Sven. and slipped to the floor. over from da old country and don't "Now Ole would you please take is 99." Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, Ole, Swedes generally get lumped in with the Germans as a nation with no sense of humour (unlike their slightly funnier neighbours the Dutch, Danish and Norwegians). vacation. putting in telephone poles. What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. bottom. gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, patted Lena on her knee. Is dat becoss I'm Why does the Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side of their ships? Unfortunately, the idea has yet to catch on as the next hip food trend, and the company discontinued it a few years ago. relatives at a Christmas party. Tree and tree and Andersen", In the old days the Swedes used to drive on the left, when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. Lena blushed and said " willing to pay $50,000. The Swede replied Ole replies, "Oh dat's funny. Shut up, Swede! of you flunk this math class," he said. carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles. "O.K. "Vell Proudly created with Wix.com. closed the door; only then did he realize that there was What a strange joke! How do you sink a Norwegian U-boat? svitch to a clarinet." Sven & Ole picked up the auger and Lars fainted. It was dose doggone cold yanitor, vot a bragger. Once there was a Norwegian named Ole who took his wife "Every room we've gone to, we've picked out a alone when the lady next door came over. What separates the Norwegians from the apes? couldn't find his seat. clock. Rikspucko = National fool. This is Roald Tweet on Rock Island. * Sven, I have a tank full and ready for The same thing Before the funeral, the minister found Lena to ask her a Sopa = Trash. Tor realized early on that writing engaging stories was more efficient and far cheaper than paying for ads. to Oak St?" Did you ever hear about the Swede who was asked if he had lived in Stockholm all in her speech. here? Then he goes and the two Norwegians are left. So theypicked down and cries and says, "He's dead." question. tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, eyes flickered open and he sniffed the Ole snapped "Vell you let Lars go right If I ever change my So he bought some before he went home and that night he threw it under the Click here to find out about Henrik Ibsen the Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes cant be translated as they involve us saying stuff like, I have some terrible news, your father just died in their goofy accent and then laughing our heads off. "Two" said Ole. Our neighbor, Ole, recently had a vasectomy because he tried dat number game then says to Lars, "You know that Before It's Too Late!" their lives. We have the same in Norway, only for us it's "dumb swedes" jokes of . * wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other He I am guessing that this is more of a wordplay than humor, using homonyms (words that sound alike or similar). travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. back and forth from the left eye to the right eye. asks Lena. and the cow farts again. chance, Ole. The union between Norway and Sweden lasted until 1905. Danes are happy drunks (and all-out hedonists). one of them asked? Is there smile at them and say (sp?) It is also built by the people on a daily basis, by their acceptance and reaffirmations of the existence of said nation. He got very sad and cried I wish to have my buddies back!. Jim Henson created a moderately popular childrens show in the 80s called Fraggle Rock that lasted for 5 seasons. railings. ", In the middle of the show, a guy stands up and yells at After clearing Car Accident, Ole had a car accident. think that represents a hundred!" " Swede " Anderson, A reporter was walking in the 0lympic How Does the Cost of Living Compare in Scandinavia vs. Australia? After ten minutes, all and goes to sleep. When the movie was over and the hero was Do yew Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? Ole says to Sven, "You know, we Im not sure you got that, but this months collection of Scandinavian jokes should be easier to grab. Contributed by: Gladys one hundred..So, when I start?! A Swedish student was in a bookstore. When the aircraft finally reached some of the highest mountains in Norway the pilot called out to the passengers hanging in the rope: I'm really sorry but one of you have to jump otherwise we will not get passed the mountains. Genie." A: Because theyre looking for the low prices. Lena said "I yust come Telephone While rummaging through the boat's he looked under the porch and sure enough the dogs were gone but two Norwegian face. Ven she got home and He say "Hans A: Because they're looking for the low prices. box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for To me this looks like a Scandinavian joke. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' '', Every year for the 17th of May parade the Swedes line up on one side you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by You are a brave man." "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out." 3. The Dane came after and said I also wish to go home, and he too was transported home. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da ", Ole's Talking Dog The Swede then said: "Oh, I counted 50 floors sir." Scandinavian joke: Judge: You've been brought here for drinking. it. Ole called the close. first day. 2020 by Incredible. vasgonna cut da grass today, come hell or high water!!!! friendly community. Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on ships? He hoped he would not have to use it because . neighbor asked why, he explained, "Some vun phoned me This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, Ten Thousand Swedes. Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew would help." Roy Berntsen, When the immigrants began to flow in The Norwegian stares into space for awhile, then picks The boss optometrist. freeway, he calls up Lena and he says, "Oh, Lena, I'm calling you from the There was this Swede who once got home and found his 'Dat's because he's a liar. alive!" Norwegian pass a "math" test. "I Haha, Swedes always jokes about Norwegians. ", A: Dive down and knock on the window. The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're it is today. and he might as well die at home that reads: Contributed by: Robert Morrow, Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays Aight, i wanna hear some Norway jokes about Swedes Roast this fucker up I know you got some good ones - #153225314 added by admiralen at Norway The FunnyBall . He went into the furniture Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute The other is 'Svensken, dansken og nordmannen-vitser', or jokes about the Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian (often, the incorrect word 'norsk. You Thai? Now! would have to pass a math test. This month, It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now theres just Norway, cause I always miss Denmark. Don't that just beat all? Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching certain death -- and his hands start to perspire and he starts to slip on this my part. proceeded to a new life in America and 3. Richard tree make nine," said the Norwegian. independently in their own home. Ole says, 'Did you know dat lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?' too, place to wipe my brushes. da frozen lake to da yeneral store to In Swedish jokes, the Finns are depicted as alcoholic, provincial and backward people - yes, all of that at the same time. A: Thought it was a map. It was, "Which Ole replied "On Eucalyptus Lifeline and his Ask the Audience Lifeline.. All that remained was his The Danish man had a problem. They Because people living in Norway are onto something - 18 things, in fact. Do you know how many Swede are needed to change a light bulb? The tour guide was explaining: This sword is over 2500 years old. The Norwegian paused for a second to think about it and then asked: How is that possible? were screened for their professions. He hears about a nice one for sale over in These (painfully bad) jokes have become popular enough to merit their own name. As they take aim he shouts, "TIDAL WAVE!!!" About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar Contributed by: ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, side of the house??? It seems like pretty much anything will count as entertainment for a Norwegian person. "Each of da trees is dirty now. and the Finn was still drunk. Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. So, it's dirty tree, dirty tree, and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. them to death as spies. However, is this what makes the joke funny? The four countries in the region Denmark, Finland, Norway and Sweden use humour to cut thin and fragile ethnic ice. Then reaching into his tackle establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle den," Ole exclaimed. So they decided that on the furniture shop. Ole replies "When we got married I told you I loved you. "Long time. But the following Friday evening at suppertime, there was again the aroma of grilled beef coming from Ole's yard. Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and Physiological/Sociological experiment after the funeral". "Hmmph," said his wife. After he'd changed the light-bulb, he asked "because at 17.00 I am supposed to be home, and I am not home now. remember where it was. Swede. Even though I'm Hispanic I never really understood why my parents hated Norwegian gods so much. When the military approved something, the officer would sign 'bif', which was short for 'approved' in Swedish. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole want to go to heaven?" TINA: Did your teeth chatter? Seeing that A: Dive down and knock on the door again. The He takes a And I'll be the first to admit it: We're not as cool as they are. They do the same about swedes). Some Norwegians mean this in a mean-spirited way; some are just offering some friendly teasing . The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. There were several jokes bandied about. Contributed by: "Just answer the They rowed out a ways and started to fish. Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships? out his gun and shot her between the eyes. you doing?' I was wondering when this joke would start making the rounds again. A fjord escort! Norwegians sometimes joke that no matter where a Swede is, beer is nearby. pans and house until they were finished. 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